Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
| Children jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q. What should you do if you see your
| Marriage jokes
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
| Cow jokes
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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When a visitor to a small town in Georgia
| Journalist jokes
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child
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What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !