Why does a barber never shave a man with
| Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
| Yo momma jokes
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Whats the definition of love,
| Dirty jokes
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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When do e-mails stop being in black
| E-mail jokes
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
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Pat and Mike were walking down the
| Religious jokes
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murph
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What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !