Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the

Two cannibals were having their

| Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at

| School jokes

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

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Ralph was driving home one evening and

| Divorce jokes

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to

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What did the egg say to the boiling

| Dirty jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been

| Blonde jokes

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.