Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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FRED: Your monster was
| Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
| Snake jokes
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
| Religious jokes
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray "God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some
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What's the definition of a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !