We spend the first twelve months of our
| Parent jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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Why do dogs bury bones in
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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A little boy walked down the
| Children jokes
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when
| Police jokes
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
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Scorcher Murphy was selling his
| Ethnic jokes
Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all ye say there?" The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?" Re
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When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !