What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?

Falling from

| Book title jokes

Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt

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Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were

| Idiot and fool jokes

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measur

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What command does the aardvark give most often

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

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Since you've discovered the Internet, you

| Internet jokes

Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the

| Christmas jokes

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

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What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.