What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
| Bus jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
| Humor jokes
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Why do Apes
| Gorilla jokes
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
| Dentist jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
| Dentist jokes
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.