Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot

| Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat

| Cat jokes

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a

| Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the

| Various animal jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.

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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. “I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow.” “OK, son,” said his dad, “I’ll get you the cash when the bank closes.”