Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
| Dog jokes
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
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The doctor said he would have me on
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
| Bird jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Why did the lady go out
| Weather jokes
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
| Cowboy jokes
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway – there were no doors remember !