What has webbed feet and fangs?
| Vampire jokes
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
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The only thing wrong with a perfect
| Car and train jokes
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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A mother was teaching her three
| Religious jokes
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
| Aardvark jokes
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
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How many aardvarks can ride on an
| Aardvark jokes
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
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What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !