What did the mama pig say
| Pig jokes
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
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Q: How many believable,
| Political jokes
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Camper: There's
| Food jokes
Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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Old Mrs.
| Religious jokes
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. W
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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
| Bird jokes
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
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Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.