I remember when Father Christmas first
| Christmas jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!
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Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer
| Business jokes
Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the
| Cow jokes
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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Does your brother keep himself clean?
| Bath jokes
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
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Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.