Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
| Parent jokes
Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
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Why do cows wear bells
| Cow jokes
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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What happens when ducks fly upside
| Bird jokes
What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
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First cannibal: Who
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
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Police Officer: Why were you
| Car and train jokes
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
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One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, “It’s leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!”