A student in Belle, West Virginia
| Idiot and fool jokes
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.
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If a fly has no wings
| Answer me this jokes
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
| Bus jokes
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
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There once was a baby
| Various animal jokes
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, w
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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!