Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
| Police jokes
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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Why is your nose in the middle of your
| Face jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in
| Business jokes
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact be
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Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?”