Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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So this trumpet player dies. When he
| Heaven and hell jokes
So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums. "Wow!
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Q: What are the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.
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A man comes in to the room
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off.
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Customer: “Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?” Tech Support: “Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.” Customer: “Well, you should ask everybody!” Tech Support: “Do you have call waiting?” Customer: “What’s that?”