Now as I understand it, Sir, said the
| Police jokes
Now as I understand it, Sir, said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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How do you make a tame duck wild?
| Bird jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
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What European capital has the most ghosts?
| Ghost jokes
What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
| Aviation jokes
ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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Customer: “Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”