My sister is so dim she thinks that
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
| Farmer jokes
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
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The Sunday
| Hair and bald jokes
The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."
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Q: What do you get when you cross
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear there’s a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”