All the fraternity brothers left the

I was given the ultimatum 3

| Fishing jokes

I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.

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If an elephant is the

| Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143

| Parent jokes

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.

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A young couple got married and

| Marriage jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we return

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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, “Anybody there?” “No,” said the burglar. “That’s funny,” the boy said to himself. “I could have sworn I heard a noise!”