Men are like animals:
| Men jokes
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
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Why did the farmer call his
| Horse jokes
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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A true story, according to the LA
| Sport jokes
A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
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Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.