Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
| Fishing jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
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A farmer who's been involved
| Police jokes
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right,"
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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.