Q: What is the best thing that ever came out

Where do Martians drink beer ?

| Space jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

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Alsation: What is your

| Dog jokes

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

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There was this truck driver who had to

| Zoo jokes

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the ori

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'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane

| Money jokes

'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the

| Elephant jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.