First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
| Beauty jokes
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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What do you call a thick-skinned
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately'
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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
| Insect jokes
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.