A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital
| Journalist jokes
A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have do
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Did you hear the new penalty for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
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What do you call a pretend railway
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower
| Computer jokes
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.