I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
| Women jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
| Sport jokes
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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Why did the owl, owl ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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Q: What does a proud computer call his
| Computer jokes
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. “I’d salute you back, Sergeant,” says the President, “but as you can see, I’ve got my hands full.” “Yes, sir,” replies the sergeant. “Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs.” “Why, these aren’t pigs,” the President responds. “These are RAZORBACKS!” “Yes, sir — razorbacks. Sorry, sir.” “Yup,” Clinton continues. “Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary.” The sergeant replies: “Very good trade, sir — very good trade.”