A Deaf mute walks into
| Dirty jokes
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his
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A man learned shortly before quitting
| Car and train jokes
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leav
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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
| Old age jokes
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothi
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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Q: What did the blonde think of the new
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !