An 80-year-old man is having his annual
| Old age jokes
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tel
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
| Old age jokes
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
| Brother and sister jokes
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
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I don't know
| Idiot and fool jokes
I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
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What's the difference between
| Easter jokes
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match? Because they’re both stopped by the rein.