Why were the two managers sitting around
| Sport jokes
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
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Delta Airlines recently
| Aviation jokes
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they
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A guy is dating three women and can't decide
| Marriage jokes
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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Waiter: I'm sorry
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
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What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !