Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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Why do the Gorillas
| Gorilla jokes
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Young Jimmy was having a snack
| Children jokes
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'. 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of th
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season