Q: How many republicans
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that
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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
| Food jokes
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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What is red and dangerous ?
| Insect jokes
What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.