Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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A guy walks into a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"
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Q: What's the difference between
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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A man was driving along
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the r
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !