Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
| Dentist jokes
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
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Why aren't you doing very well in
| School jokes
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Willie: "I have an awful
| Teeth jokes
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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So the bus
| Humor jokes
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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Trevor: That’s a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.