Mum, is it true my baby sister came
| Baby jokes
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
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What did the astronaut see on his
| Space jokes
What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
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What language do birds speak ?
| Bird jokes
What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
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Two men were knocking in nails to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. ‘I come from a one-parent family,’ said one little girl proudly. ‘That’s nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !