What did the fat pig say when the farmer
| Pig jokes
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
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People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
| Beauty jokes
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
| Time jokes
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
| Military jokes
A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. "I got me 4 germans bagged so far. Howabout you
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
| Bath jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impati
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Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‘How old are you?’ asked the owner of the store. ‘I’m twelve years old, Sir,’ answered Mandy. ‘And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?’ ‘Twenty one, Sir.