What do you get if
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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A famous art collector is walking through the
| Salesmen jokes
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for t
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What kind of dog can tell time?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
| Car and train jokes
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?” She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”