Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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What food is good for the brain?
| Food jokes
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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What does a queen bee do when she burps
| Insect jokes
What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
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Why did the young witch have
| Letter jokes
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
| Christmas jokes
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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Why are black cats such good singers? They’re very mewsical.