What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree

A man is captured by cannibals,

| Cannibal jokes

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"

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What does the lion say to his

| Hunting jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.

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Why do waiters

| Gorilla jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!

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Why are oranges like bells?

| Food jokes

Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Dear Father

| Christmas jokes

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !