How do you make a rabbit fast?
| Rabbit jokes
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if
| Marriage jokes
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wif
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
| Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That's nothing! In the Highlands every
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You need to log on to the window repair
| Internet jokes
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!