Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
| School jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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Why did the monster stop playing with his
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
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Two really
| Old age jokes
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?". The second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit." So t
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The parents were very disappointed in the
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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."
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Teacher: Why does the
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!