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Who is the

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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

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What do you get if you cross a

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can

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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

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Ever since we got married, my wife has tried

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Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market, said the man. "S

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!