Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
| Dirty jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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Why did the python do national service ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
| Divorce jokes
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you ha
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Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.