If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
| Criminal jokes
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
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A male market researcher was calling on homes on
| Dirty jokes
A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" asked the researcher. "Certainly," she said. "It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "And what about anything else?" he asked. "Like what?" He became embarrassed. "Well, sex,
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
| Sport jokes
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturb
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Men are like coolers.
| Men jokes
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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Teacher: Did your parents help you
| School jokes
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he’s half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he’s all right. “I’ve got a problem, Boss. I’m stuck ‘ere. I’ve hit a pig!” “Ah well, these things happen sometimes,” the boss says. “Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark.” “But he’s not dead, boss. He’s gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and I’ve tried to untangle him, but he’s kicking and squealing, and he’s real big boss. I’m afraid he’s gonna hurt me!” “Never mind,” says the boss. “There’s a .303 under the tarp in the back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass off the road and come on home.” “Okay, boss.” Another half an hour goes by, but there’s still not a peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. “What’s the problem, son?” “Well, I did what you said boss, but I’m still stuck.” “What’s up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?” “Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck.”