Great news, teacher says we have a test today
| School jokes
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!
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The preacher was wired for sound with a
| Religious jokes
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl i
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Why did the lady go out
| Weather jokes
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
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The police are looking for a
| Police jokes
The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
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Q: How many U.S
| Military jokes
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: “There should not be last coach in any train.”