A motorist ran into a shop.

A man was very proud of his guard

| Dog jokes

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him

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Did you hear what

| School jokes

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

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How do you know that cats are sensitive

| Cat jokes

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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Q:What did one plate say to the other

| Restaurant jokes

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!)'

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What do you call a dumb bunny?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

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A motorist ran into a shop. “Do you own a black and white cat?” he asked. “No,” replied the manager. “Oh dear,” said the motorist, “I must have run over a nun.”