Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized
| Pig jokes
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
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To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
| Fishing jokes
To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
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What do you call a lion wearing a
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
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When do ghosts usually appear?
| Ghost jokes
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!