These two construction workers always noticed

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it

| Religious jokes

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When the

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A guy walks into a bar and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT

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What happened when the cannibals ate a

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

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When did the criminal get smart?

| Criminal jokes

When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

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A man who forgets his wife's birthday is

| Birthday jokes

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

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These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The one offered the other to join him down at the bar, but he decided to just head on home. When he arrived home, he heard a noise from up stairs. When he reached the top of the stairs, he noticed that the noise was coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and saw his boss sleeping with his wife, so he quietly closed the door and headed back down the stairs and out the front door. He made his way down to the bar to see if his friend was still there and he was. His friend asked, “I thought you were headed home?” The man replied, “I did, but this is the last time I ever leave work early a gain.” His friend asked, “Why’s that?” The man replied, “I almost got caught by the boss.”