Resolving to surprise her husband, an

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

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What powerful reptile is found in

| Various animal jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were

| Humor jokes

After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn

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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a

| Computer jokes

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those

| Easter jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter… “And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.