Why did the janitor take early retirement?
| Humor jokes
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
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A man is in a bar having a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com
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What is a banged-up used
| Car and train jokes
What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
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What do you call an intelligent man in
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people who can’t swim!