How do you make a tame duck wild?
| Bird jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
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Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?
| Fishing jokes
Whats the biggest fish you ever caught? "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
| Blonde jokes
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sh
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !
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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?”