How do you address a monster?
| Monster jokes
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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How does a leopard change its spots ?
| Various animal jokes
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
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What's pink, has five toes, and is
| Easter jokes
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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One behaviorist to another after
| Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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Q. What's a man's idea
| Men jokes
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” he asked her. The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings.”